A HELPFUL GUIDE TO WHO'S WHO

Molly works for Andrew Sinclair, a fictional Labour backbench MP. She is married to Max, and mother to Connie and Josh. Molly's mother; father; sister Dinah, and colleague Greg are regularly featured, together with Max's best friend Sam, and the Bennett's neighbour, Annoying Ellen. There are also guest appearances by Johnny Hunter, International Director of a Global Oil Company; various constituents, and even some major political figures. Needless to say, any similarities to any individuals, whether living or dead, are entirely coincidental. Beyond this, Molly could not possibly comment.

Monday, 7 February 2011

Out Of Office - Molly Bennett, Constituency Office of Andrew Sinclair MP.

Thank you for your email addressed to Molly Bennett, Senior Constituency Caseworker to Andrew Sinclair, MP for Northwick East.

Molly is currently on leave, and will respond to your email upon her return to the office on Monday 14 February 2011. However, should your enquiry be urgent, please telephone her colleague, Gregory Duke, who will be less than happy to help you.

Mr Duke wishes to point out that being short-staffed may lead to a delay in this office's usual ability to respond swiftly to enquiries, and therefore asks that constituents take simple steps to minimise those problems which may lead them to feel that they have no option but to contact their MP.

The list below gives several suggestions as to how this might be achieved, but is by no means exhaustive:

1. Avoid reading newspapers, particularly The Daily Telegraph, The Daily Mail and The Sun. 
2. Avoid watching Question Time; *PMQsPanorama and Dispatches.
3. Avoid reading LibDem campaign materials from the General Election 2010, especially those containing the word, "pledge."
4. Avoid unnecessary criminal activity.
5. If you are on prescribed medication, please take it - for once.


*PMQs - Prime Ministers Questions. 

1 comment:

  1. Have a great break Molly. Come back refreshed and ready to sort out the Vicky problem. Any word from Trish recently as to how she feels about her continued presence?

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